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Flat Earth Shirt FAQ
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Do your Flat Earth shirts come with GPS coordinates to the edge of the earth?This question comes up often among our fans. Currently, we don't have that capability, but we're eagerly exploring future possibilities. Stay tuned for updates—it could be on the horizon! In the mean time you can watch this video about the edge of the earth and the ice wall:
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How long will it take to receive my custom order?Even though all orders are custom to your specifications, typically, your order is out the door within 48 hours—faster than you can say 'Flat Earth!' From there, factor in shipping times, which range from 3 to 8 days depending on your stellar location.
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Can I wear your Flat Earth apparel to a round Earth convention?Of course you can. You can do this! If you do, just be prepared for some spherical skepticism and watch for heads to turn faster than the earth supposedly rotates! You may want to watch this before you attend the convention:
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Can I return an item I purchased because I don't like it.Please see our Shipping & Returns page for detailed information on our Returns Policy.
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What's the deal with Bible verses on some of your flat earth apparel, gear and accessories?It’s our way of celebrating timeless wisdom of the Scriptures and sparking conversations about flat earth beliefs. Explore our collection and wear your curiosity with flair and confidence! Some of our products blend God's Word with a modern style. The Bible has intriguing and compelling verses like Genesis 1:6, Job 38:14 and Isiah 40:22 that hint or even boldly tell of the firmament and shape of the earth. What does the bible say about the earth being flat? Here's are 25 references that will get you started in this quest of unveiling the truth:
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Do your Flat Earth maps include directions to the secret society meetings?Well, let's just say our Flat Earth maps have a knack for guiding you toward intriguing destinations. Whether you find secret society meetings or stumble upon a hidden coffee shop with lively debates, that's for you to discover! Warning: Beware of the Flat Earth Society!
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Will your Flat Earth drinkware make my beverages taste more 'flat'?Of course not! Our drinkware is designed to hold your favorite beverages, not flatten their flavors. However, it might make you ponder the mysteries of the universe while you sip . . . . . . like how water always finds its level!
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Are your Flat Earth bags and totes big enough to carry all my conspiracy theories?You must mean conspiracy facts, and yes, they can! Our bags and totes are not only spacious but also perfect for storing all your out-of-this-world ideas and are great to hold your essentials. Here's a comedic yet serious perspective on how we've been lied to:
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Can I return my Flat Earth merchandise if I realize the Earth is actually round?Remember that once you "go flat" you never go back and here's some proof should you begin to doubt:
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Can I use your Flat Earth maps to plan my vacation to the ice wall?Absolutely! Our maps are not only accurate but also adventure-ready. Just be sure to pack your thermal gear and a sense of curiosity—watch out for polar bears and penguins! Oh and you may want to look in the Antarctic Treaty of 1959, because you may have a difficult time getting there due to the 56 countries that have signed and support the treaty's articles. As a matter of fact, you'll never be allowed to freely explore Antarctica, but take your map so you can find your way back home. Here's some information that can help you plan your trip to Antarctica?
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Are your Flat Earth shirts guaranteed to make me the center of attention at parties?We don't offer these kinds of guarantees, but we are certain it will! Our shirts have a way of sparking conversations and curious glances (some would call them stares). Embrace your spotlight and enjoy the journey of Flat Earth! Here are the top 20 proofs the earth is not a spinning globe by Eric Dubay. You may want to memories these before your part.
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Do your Flat Earth products work in zero gravity?Gravity? Oh, you mean the theory of gravity—because it's just that, a theory. But hey, our products will handle just about any adventure under the firmament, though we recommend keeping them away from fires and explosions. Here's something to think about as it relates to the theory of gravity:
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Can I use your Flat Earth mugs to stir up controversy at family gatherings about the firmament?Oh, definitely! Our mugs aren't just for coffee—they're catalysts for epic family debates. Just be sure to have a referee on standby and maybe some extra mugs for peace offerings! Here are a few "firmamental" considerations to bring to the Thanksgiving Day table along with your mug:
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Are your Flat Earth backpacks spacious enough to carry my collection of moon rocks?Certainly! Our Flat Earth backpacks are roomy and resilient, perfect for safely storing your collection of 'moon rocks'—even if they really are just petrified wood (ask the Dutch National Museum). All of our Flat Earth bags are ready to carry your cosmic curiosities with style! Those aren't moon rocks! . . . annnnnnnnnnd we never went to the moon:
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